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I Tried To Write A Poem.

What do I love about you?
Not your face. Your nose is far too wide, although buttoned.
Not your hands, although hands be what I prize the most.
Not your dominance or your you know what? I just fucking love you. I want you inside me right now.

tuc-ficprompts:

malicemidnight:

sapphirebones:

jaacknasty:

Probably the best 6 seconds ever. 

i fucking lost it

fUC K

OMG IM LAUGHING SO HARD RN HIS FACE WAS ONE OF PURE TERROR OHMYGOD

Love is like an apartment:
Your heart is the bond
The landlord is a schizophrenic
He keeps 10% for no reason
And then wees on your cat.

silentinthe-trees:

psychopathic-insanity:

thegoldenprostate:

write-in-stone:

longhairedblondie:

baby-tooth-on-redbull:

pitch-the-crow:

de-bees-knees:

demigod-of-camelot:

blameitonthesilence:

melllla:

I can’t breathe oh my god

#I AM FINISHED WITH THIS FUCKING COUNTRY

THIS IS NOT SUMMER. THIS IS HELL.


BAHAHAHHAHA
OHHHH MAN EVERYONE’S FREAKING OUT AHAHHAHA

HAHA I LOVE AIR CONDITIONING.

AUSTRALIA
I REALLY HATE YOUR WEATHER
ESPECIALLY YOU MELBOURNE

January 7th. Average national maximum. Over 40 degrees. This summer broke the Bureau of Meteorology. The upper limit went from red to black… They had to add purple and lift the value to 54. This summer, Australia is an oven.

and then look at Tasmania

well here’s to living inside my freezer this summer



WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! TASSIEEEEEEEEEEE!!! BRINGIN’ THE SEDATE MID-20’s. YIEW! 

silentinthe-trees:

psychopathic-insanity:

thegoldenprostate:

write-in-stone:

longhairedblondie:

baby-tooth-on-redbull:

pitch-the-crow:

de-bees-knees:

demigod-of-camelot:

blameitonthesilence:

melllla:

I can’t breathe oh my god

#I AM FINISHED WITH THIS FUCKING COUNTRY

THIS IS NOT SUMMER. THIS IS HELL.

BAHAHAHHAHA

OHHHH MAN EVERYONE’S FREAKING OUT AHAHHAHA

HAHA I LOVE AIR CONDITIONING.

AUSTRALIA

I REALLY HATE YOUR WEATHER

ESPECIALLY YOU MELBOURNE

January 7th. Average national maximum. Over 40 degrees. This summer broke the Bureau of Meteorology. The upper limit went from red to black… They had to add purple and lift the value to 54. This summer, Australia is an oven.

and then look at Tasmania

well here’s to living inside my freezer this summer

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WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! TASSIEEEEEEEEEEE!!! BRINGIN’ THE SEDATE MID-20’s. YIEW! 

I haven’t been on Tumblr for a while, so.. Apologies to everyone who just got 30 notifications that I liked all of your stuff. It’s nothing personal or creepy. I just appreciate your taste in Tumbl..s. Yeah. Tumbls. 

sirensongfashion:

Jennifer Lawrence by Willy Vanderperre for Dior's Fall 2013 Campaign for Miss Dior Handbags

Jennifer Lawrence helps budding thieves identify their ideal target:
-not paying attention
-accessible handbag
-I mean it’s fricken red, come ON woman, those things cost like a year of college!!

Just a Thought…

Is it called Tumblr because you start at the top and tumble the entire way down the internet…?

chandra75:

portablewhiskers:

no-drama-obama:

This is, in fact, the most important post on the internet.

Every male should be required to read this.

Every person on earth should read this. 

If there aren’t any decent fan images of your two favourite characters, make thine own.

If there aren’t any decent fan images of your two favourite characters, make thine own.