What do I love about you?
Not your face. Your nose is far too wide, although buttoned.
Not your hands, although hands be what I prize the most.
Not your dominance or your you know what? I just fucking love you. I want you inside me right now.
Love is like an apartment:
Your heart is the bond
The landlord is a schizophrenic
He keeps 10% for no reason
And then wees on your cat.
I can’t breathe oh my god
THIS IS NOT SUMMER. THIS IS HELL.
OHHHH MAN EVERYONE’S FREAKING OUT AHAHHAHA
HAHA I LOVE AIR CONDITIONING.
I REALLY HATE YOUR WEATHER
ESPECIALLY YOU MELBOURNE
January 7th. Average national maximum. Over 40 degrees. This summer broke the Bureau of Meteorology. The upper limit went from red to black… They had to add purple and lift the value to 54. This summer, Australia is an oven.
and then look at Tasmania
well here’s to living inside my freezer this summer
WOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!! TASSIEEEEEEEEEEE!!! BRINGIN’ THE SEDATE MID-20’s. YIEW!
I haven’t been on Tumblr for a while, so.. Apologies to everyone who just got 30 notifications that I liked all of your stuff. It’s nothing personal or creepy. I just appreciate your taste in Tumbl..s. Yeah. Tumbls.
Jennifer Lawrence by Willy Vanderperre for Dior's Fall 2013 Campaign for Miss Dior Handbags
Jennifer Lawrence helps budding thieves identify their ideal target:
-not paying attention
-I mean it’s fricken red, come ON woman, those things cost like a year of college!!
Is it called Tumblr because you start at the top and tumble the entire way down the internet…?
If there aren’t any decent fan images of your two favourite characters, make thine own.